How do I lose weight (please read details)?

Note I don’t actually want to lose weight,I just want to know why this section always have people giving a useless link as an answer?

Most health sections,especially the sports sections give a B.S. answer! They’ll give a link to a website that requires you to sign up,etc.

and NO I DON’T WANT TO GO ON A ZONE DIET OR TRY THE STUPID ACAI BERRY!